High school started before 7am, but now anything before noon is considered “early”.
Weekends start on Friday.
6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.
You know many different ways to cook maggi mee and eggs.
You check Facebook and Friendster more than once a day.
You wash dishes in the bathroom sink.
The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one.
Your trash is overflowing and your BANK ACCOUNT isn’t.
You go to ALDI(supermart) more than 3 times a week.
Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule.
You wear the same jeans for months without washing them.
You hardly wash your bedsheets
You rely on deodorants more than ever
You bring back socks from the laundry room that may or may not be yours.
You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc…
You talk to your roommate on instant messenger when you’re both home.
You ask people what you did last night.
You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them.
You sleep more in class than in your room (HOW TRUE!)
Going to the library is a social event.
Taking a nap in the library is perfectly acceptable.
Anything can be cooked in a microwave and rice cooker.
You can’t imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ i-pod.
You desperately need a car.
You only find out a class is cancelled after you get there and sit for about ten minutes and then you f*ck the lecturers.
A cancelled class is almost as exciting as Christmas.!!!
You’ve eaten cereal out of a cup with a fork.!!!!
You finish reading this and wonder how you can procrastinate next.
you blurt out "omg, how did it get so late" at least once a day
Weekends start on Friday.
6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.
You know many different ways to cook maggi mee and eggs.
You check Facebook and Friendster more than once a day.
You wash dishes in the bathroom sink.
The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one.
Your trash is overflowing and your BANK ACCOUNT isn’t.
You go to ALDI(supermart) more than 3 times a week.
Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule.
You wear the same jeans for months without washing them.
You hardly wash your bedsheets
You rely on deodorants more than ever
You bring back socks from the laundry room that may or may not be yours.
You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc…
You talk to your roommate on instant messenger when you’re both home.
You ask people what you did last night.
You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them.
You sleep more in class than in your room (HOW TRUE!)
Going to the library is a social event.
Taking a nap in the library is perfectly acceptable.
Anything can be cooked in a microwave and rice cooker.
You can’t imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ i-pod.
You desperately need a car.
You only find out a class is cancelled after you get there and sit for about ten minutes and then you f*ck the lecturers.
A cancelled class is almost as exciting as Christmas.!!!
You’ve eaten cereal out of a cup with a fork.!!!!
You finish reading this and wonder how you can procrastinate next.
you blurt out "omg, how did it get so late" at least once a day
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