im sitting on my bed its 5pm and my windows are open
can u believe it, just a week ago it was so cold ur pee will freeze if u did pee out in the open and now its so warm. of course i still have my heater on to the max, im not so brave yet
and of course, since these electricity bills are included in my rent, why not on it? haha
and the sun was burning today when i went to queen vic market.
did i mention i will nv do grocery shopping alone, i think i said that like more than 20 times, but im still killing myself, lookin like a darn poor asian china pork with green bags on both shoulders struggling to walk in a straight line and in the mean time, trying her best not to pretend to faint so some kind soul will help her bring her stuff back home.
lord pls bless me with someone who has a car to do grocery shopping with me-eh everyone who read this PRAY NOW! amen=) haha

n i cant wait for 4sept! my darn internet will be back *screams cries wails-eh cant screaming crying wailing waste alot time*, funnily, blogger is the only thing that works fast so my only source of entertainment is currently this, which explains why im updating so much, cos this is the only webpage that allows me to load faster than a cow wld go MOO when being kicked in their milk ducts.

speaking of cows, housemate has been tellin me abt mongolia, which i have always wanted to go visit. about horses and cows. we are going to plan a horse cow outing soon. hopefully things will be as nice as our winter beach outing.i wanna ride on horses and squeeze cows' milk ducts, drink really fresh milk and eat really great cheese. i cant wait. weathers getting better too, just cant stand the sun, eh anyone who sees a nice black vicer-how u spell it?- buy for me k, i ll pay u back haah im still mourning over my loss of my white vicer cap.
- EH PPL WHO READ THIS PRAY I WILL FIND A REALLY NICE GOOD CAP THAT BLOCKS OUT ALL SUN AND THAT OUR TRIP WILL GO WELL! that we will even find a horse cow farm to stay that will be cheap!!! cos apparently melb doesnt have and we have to drive out, if we dont get ourselves killed within 5 secs that is.

and speaking of white caps and how mine got destroyed in the washing machine, isnt it so funny that now ppl wear clothes of the same colour like white or black or coloured so tat washing at the end of the week is so much easier, ok not ppl just me. to date, i have destroyed a new black white tee, my cap, my hat, and jacket cos of washing machine idiocy.

anyone got recommendation for stretch marks? i found them on my ass. im trying to prevent their application for permanent residency so i need SOLUTIONS! eh are stretch marks suppose to be red? cos mine are, and i rmb when i was like 16 i saw this guy in gelang/gaylang/EH HOW TO SPELL! i forgot cant believe, anyways yea he had THIS HUGE beer belly and had all these red marks all over so shocking i SCREAMED! and now its on my ass.
-AGAIN PRAY AGAINST WEIGHT GAIN AND STRETCH MARKS! NV SAY NO TO LOSING WEIGHT! i miss u my lover=)

and again speaking of stretch marks, obviously they are caused by eatin too much, yeah FOOD PRICES ARE GOING UP! i rmb peanut butter was only 3 bucks, then it went to 3.55 then yest i saw it was 3.66!!! wtpig! how can they do this, i want peanut butter, cheap. so as usual cheaponess creeps in and im still in the process of making the best homemade peanut butter in the world, yes im through lik 5 bottles already and its getting better according to me of course. ok YAYY hotmail is loaded adios.
P.S PRAY AGAINST RISING FOOD COST. I WANT PEANUT BUTTER, i cant stand eating mine

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