my love with mr peanuts goes on and on
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day 1: bought a new tub of 550g peanut butter, crunchy dont ever get smooth why get it when u can get crunchy. ok back to story, purpose was to refill patsy's blue peanut butter bottle which is only a lil smaller than my homebran cheapo PB cos i stole hers and polished off every brown paste.
day 1 noon time: bottle of the homebrand PB tt has 3/4 left after scooping out a small amt to patsy's bottle, yea i was greedy didnt want to give her so much anyways she jsut buys and leaves it there to rot.
day 1 evening: bottle of homebrand PB POLISHED CLEANLY! omg someone shoot my fat ass now pls/
day 1 night: start stealing lil by lil patsy's refilled PB jar

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day 2 morn: polished off patsy's refilled PB jar. nd to get her a new tub. zi buys me one new homebrand tub
day 2 afternoon:1/4 PB gone
now: 1/2 gone!!
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quick, China quickly announce that PB has some poisonous stuff so i will have a reason not to gobble this brown sinful stuff down in one go!
i feel sick just looking at the empty PB jar ):

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